My head is spinning

Leave it to the government to tarnish my newly wedded bliss with stupidity!

I got my marriage certificate today! Well it's a good a time as any (so I thought) to apply for a new social security card with my new name! Then I can just take my sweet ass over to the DMV and apply for a NY state license...since I am still running on a PA license. So, I get to the SS office and talk to the guy through a big bullet proof shield and a microphone and he says, "well we can't give you a new SS card without a new license." My head about spun off its shoulders. I have a birth certificate, PA license, various credit cards, marriage certificate and this is not sufficient?? Really? REALLY??! I don't know what to say to this guy and judging by the bullet proof glass I better not get smarmy or my ass is going to jail. So I swallow my frustration and politely say thank you while staring daggers.

Off to the DMV I go. What do they have to say to me?? "Sorry, you can't get a license without the SS card."

GO FUCK YOURSELVES..ALL OF YOU