Looking Closely

I recently bought a new camera. Life with zoom definitely opens your eyes to some things that you wouldn't normally even pay attention to. No, I am not talking about spying on my neighbors... although...no no no I won't do that. Jeesh! What kind of person do you take me for?!
One day Kendrick asked me to go take some pictures of City Hall here in town. What we both found was amazing...and scary...and amazing. Did I mention amazing?

Bet you didn't expect to find boobs on top of a major city building did you? I was more than a little upset at the fact that they were so perky and perfect. This is NOT a realistic portrayal at all. We all know breasts are supposed to sag and that nipples do not point straight out! Wait, they can? So it's just mine that look like they belong in National Geographic??

I was also alarmed to find out that our city was built by headless zombies. This is just plain unacceptable. Zombies always get the short end of the stick.. and now I find out they were also used as slaves. I am just ashamed to be a part of this city now. Bad form Elmira, bad form.

These are just frightening. If I had to go to the police station I would already be shitting bricks...I certainly wouldn't need images of a possessed looking Native American staring blankly at me or an angry Neptune (I'm clearly guessing that's who the bottom one is) looking at me with the intent of sending my soul straight to a fiery place!

Lesson learned... whoever designed this building had issues.