Him: I hate the cold. I hate the snow. This sucks so bad.
Me: Maybe we should consider moving south? We both hate the cold....
Him: No!!
Me: Why?
Him: Because I love New York!
Me: You love New York? Really? You love this state?
Him: I tolerate NY.
Me:......tolerate
Him: It's passable. It's passable NY.
Me: Well that seems like a reasonable reason to stay. Where we live is...passable.
Him: I've gotta go bundle up like I'm going into the Alaskan wilderness. Brave the elements. Provide for my family.
Interpreted: put on a coat, shovel the walk, and drive a mile to the store
Me: I know baby, but it's worth it.. it's all part of tolerating New York.
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